Typical Guy

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day and he told me a friend of his read my blog and her only comment was "typical guy". I couldn't help thinking about it when I got home that night.

I used to be a typical guy back in the 70's. Being a typical guy was cool. It meant you were a man's man. Then in the 80's-90's there was a big push for men to be sensitive and treat women as equals. The problem was that no matter what they said, women didn't really dig the metro-sexual, Nancy-boy type. The hot women continued to like the manly, take charge, just a bit of a bad boy kind of man. That's why women have always liked cops. Uniformed, carrying hand cuffs with a loaded weapon kind of cops. It was really a push by the feminist movement, comprised mainly of butch lesbians and tomboys (which is ironic) that spread like a cancer to the entire female population for a while.*

*No need to fill my comment section (I wish) with negative comments calling me anti-gay. I, like many of my typical male counterparts, fully support the lesbian and female bi-sexual community.

Girls vs Cars

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Fast cars or fast women? What if you could only have one?

Cars always warm up quickly-
1 point: Cars

Cars don't talk back
1 point: Cars

Cars are always "girls" as in "She's a beauty"
Girls aren't always girls as in "Shemale"
1 point: Cars

Girls have better headlights
1 point: girls

Cars always have gas
1 point: girls

A car with the top down is nice.
A girl with her top down is awesome.
1 point: girls

With a car, you decide when to put on the brakes.
1 point: cars

With cars, no one cares if there's junk in the trunk.
1 point: cars

With cars, bigger back seats are desirable.
1 point: toss up - depends on your ethnic background.

Cars have mufflers
1 point: cars

Cars don't have knees
1 point: girls

Car seats look good in leather
Girl seats look better in leather
1 point girls

A stripped down, souped up car makes a hot rod
A stripped down, souped up girl makes a rod hot
1 point girls

Decision - It's a tie. You need them both.