Donald Trump is considering running for president. He won't have a running mate though. He's going to select his cabinet members and then fire one of them every week. Last man standing will be the Apprentice Vice President.
While some are criticizing his lack of foreign policy experience, he has a novel approach to ensuring world peace. If elected, he will buy Iran and North Korea. Iran will be renamed Iranka. North Korea will become a task on the next Celebrity Apprentice. Team members will be challenged to turn the country (Trumponia) into a fledgling democracy. Teams will be judged on creativity, originality and brand messaging. His knowledge of world affairs did come into question though, when asked what he would do about the conflict in the Jewish homeland. He said he didn't know there was a problem in Hollywood.