Donald Trump is considering running for president. He won't have a running mate though. He's going to select his cabinet members and then fire one of them every week. Last man standing will be the
His wife could arguably be the best looking first lady to grace the White House, or Trump Palace as it's sure to become known. On the other hand, either of his sons could be named to a cabinet seat as Secretary of Ugly.
He won't be making use of the presidential helicopter. He's concerned the pilot may mistake his head for the helipad.
In reference to a scandal that rocked the White House during the Clinton administration, Trump said no interns would be allowed anywhere near the Trump Tower during his presidency.
How about some other reality stars running for president? Jeff Probst from Survivor would be a good one. He would eliminate war by having the leaders of the warring factions compete in challenges with the winner moving on and the loser becoming a member of the
Joy Behar from The View could make peace between Israel and Palestine. Both sides would agree to a peace agreement if she would JUST SHUT UP!
CHRISTINAChristina Aguilera turned out to be a disappointment. She seemed to have it all together as her peers Britteny, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and others had melt downs or ended up in jail. But then she married the ugliest man in the world and let him father her child. After coming to her senses and leaving him she went on a party binge and worst of all got fat. So much for being beautiful in every single way.
THE ROYAL WEDDING
|They couldn't wait to start the honeymoon|
She obviously married him for his royalty and not his looks. She is far better looking except for the weird gum thing she has going on between her two front teeth. But again, still better than his which look like yellow rabbit teeth. That didn't stop the newlyweds from locking lips on the balcony of the palace as throngs of their subjects numbering 500,000 roared with approval. Sir Elton John was in attendance adding to the gayety of the celebration, while Victoria Beckham added the spice.
HE HAS BIN LADEN TO RESTAfter ten years on the hunt, U.S. forces finally caught up with Osama and put two bullets in his head. According to his beliefs, he will now travel to the afterlife and be rewarded by Allah with forty virgins. If it were me, I'd trade the forty virgins in for two girls who knew what they were doing. But that's just me.